things I did instead of write my paper:

• put away my laundry that’s been laying on my floor for 2 weeks
• arranged my desk
• made my bed
• made my lunch for tomorrow
• braid my hair
• manicure
• pedicure
• think about looking up how to clean my laptop
• think about tomorrow’s events
• which includes getting margaritas
• I’ve been assured I will not be carded
• hopefully I’ll be able to get some fucking tacos