March 2012
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“When people walk away from you, let them go. You shouldn’t have to talk them...”
– Unknown (via 24ribs)
February 2012
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OMM: On My Mind
So…I bought a hipster suit (read: basically a leotard)
I reallly like it
I don’t have to wear a bra with it since it’s flowy on top
I’m excited to wear this often
Went to all of my classes today (that shouldn’t even be a feat, but it is…)
This really cute guy and I made eye contact, smiled at each other…
…then he proceeded to hand me a flyer...
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Ellie Goulding x Daft Punk - Something About Us...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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I live in one of the smallest worlds possible.
Fuck.
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ugh, I need to start drinking more…
my stomach gets all fucked up after a night of drinking now
and my tolerance isn’t what it used to be :(
kanye west: never mind i'll find someone like me
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Maroon 5: Misery (acoustic).
absolutely lovely.
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A cake sandwich - for those special occasions when...
pinterestyouaredrunk:
Source: paninihappy.com via Micah on Pinterest
I want to make this for a Sunday brunch.
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“It was…date-esque haha”
I don’t even know how to respond to that.
You’re cute & nice company, though.
I’ll just leave the ball in your court.
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WHY AM I AWAKE?
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things I did instead of write my paper:
put away my laundry that’s been laying on my floor for 2 weeks
arranged my desk
made my bed
made my lunch for tomorrow
braid my hair
manicure
pedicure
think about looking up how to clean my laptop
think about tomorrow’s events
which includes getting margaritas
I’ve been assured I will not be carded
hopefully I’ll be able to get some fucking tacos
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OMM: On My Mind
I need to celebrate my freedom from the daycare
couldn’t this weekend because it was rainy and gloomy
and I was a fucking grandma again
so tired this week
want to do something today since it’s so pretty outside
don’t know what to do
that doesn’t require spending more than $5
maybe I’ll go grab tapioca or something on the drag
probably going to bake vanilla...
“Don’t let your happiness depend on something you may lose.”
– C.S Lewis (St. Augustine) (via 24ribs)
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-_-?
him: hi :) the next day me: hi! :) just got your text him: :)
…I’m not texting this dude anymore. How am I supposed to respond to that? Look, you’re hot cute and all, but really? Dumb.
Just my luck…
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What’s the point in making your employees fill out an availability sheet if you’re not going to use it?
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golly, you were such an asshole
good riddance.
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